– Now, we’re talking about mutation, and you all know the best example of mutation, it’s white cabbage. So, we’ll put a description of it in your exercise-books, which you no doubt know, but we’ll do it anyway, so you would remember. Now, folks, what is a white cabbage? White cabbage is a cabbage that has got a white stem…
I’ve recently found some additions to my repertory of pearls, which I hope will cheer you up this afternoon.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
What can you say? It all makes sense, doesn’t it? And it’s a really wonderful addition to my collection.
Update. Just read this story about the movie called ‘The Nativity Story’ on MSN Entertainment. Loved this phrase:
…….The film follows the journey of Mary and Joseph (Isaac) to give birth to Jesus…….
I don’t know why, but the immortal ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day’ came to mind after this…
